Seth Weitberg penned an opinion piece for the Chicago Tribune about Scott Lee Cohen, a pawnbroker and candidate for Governor. Here's an excerpt:
EY! Gov. Scott Lee Cohen here from the future, and I am pumped up to announce the opening of the new Illinois Statehouse/Pawnshop. This state is flat broke, so it's time to break out the pawn brokering, so we don't get broker. EVERYTHING MUST GO!
You can read the whole thing the Chicago Tribune's site.